i can finally move in

recognize this house?

‘Ferris Bueller’ House on the Market

i'm a modern mermaid

so, this is an excerpt from my favorite book as a child called “If I Were in Charge of the World: and Other Worries” and it’s a collection of short stories and poems written in the perspective of children. my favorite chapter is called fairy tales and provides alternate endings to some of my favorite fairy tales such as this one [my fav, and possibly the reason for my realist romanticism]:

…AND ALTHOUGH THE LITTLE MERMAID SACRIFICED EVERYTHING TO WIN THE LOVE OF THE PRINCE, THE PRINCE (ALAS) DECIDED TO WEAR ANOTHER

i left the castle of my mer-king father,

where seaweed gardens sway in pearly sand.

i left behind sweet sisters and kind waters

to seek a prince’s love upon the land.

my tongue was payment for the witch’s potion

(and never would I sing sea songs again).

my tail became two human legs to dance on,

but i would always dance with blood and pain

i risked more than my life to make him love me.

the prince preferred another for his bride.

i always hate the ending to this story:

they lived together happily; i died

but i have some advice for modern mermaids

wh wish to save great sorrow and travail:

don’t give up who you are for love of princes.

he might have liked me better with my tail.

dear doritos: please, stop

had a pretty long discussion about this on saturday and i just saw the commercial and it reminded me: do i really want my chips to taste like my drunken late night craving that i totally regret in the morning? no, i do not. these chip companies are gettign way too creative with their chip flavors. what’s next? let’s just skip all the bull shit and go straight to hangover flavor lol

you had me at light saber whip

cp+b hero factory

oh adobe

memorial day weekend in maimi = shitshoww

friday: went to see LMFAO at LIV w nika
saturday: pool party at the flamingo and dinner and drinks at the van dyke w the awesome AP's that came down for the weekend
sunday: soccer, pam's baked zitti & red wine at the flamingo
monday: went to go see my baby sister carson rose (she's potty training!) at dad's house in palm beach gardens

so basically advertising has come to sandwich porn
new quiznos ad inspired by 2 girls 1 cup

pollution is more real than you know

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funnies

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